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America is a land where men govern but women rule. Don t judge a women from 100 feet away. - Strong by Kailin Gow Kailin Gow.

But neither of those things changes the way I feel about you. Henny Youngman View Quote Add a comment 426 2. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men. Women are crazy men are stupid. Sayings 48 You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

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And my feelings arent going to change simply because Im going to Vanderbilt. George Carlin Copy View Quote Add a comment 500 3 We always hold hands. Steven Strogatz 60 The smarter you get the less you speak.

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Cassandra Duffy People are thrown off by someone who looks feminine but is also strong. You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at Tina Fey positive quotes positive quotes for life positive quotes for women quotes to live by inspirational quotes motivational quotes. Gloria Steinem Idiots are of two kinds.

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Its not that pretty girls arent smart its that women arent strong. I actually dont care Why yes I am a smart ass. 37 Inspirational Quotes from Super Smart Women Alive Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women Natalie Portman Think like a queen.

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Smarter people tend to make sarcastic comments much faster than people with no smarts at all If I offend you. Women are crazy men are stupid. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness Oprah Winfrey A woman who is careful with her words is a gift to all who know her Lysa TerKeurst.

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I know Im a handful but thats why you got two hands Unknown Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor Truman Capote If you think you are too small to be effective you have never been in the dark with a mosquito Betty Reese Taking naps sounds so childish. To a smart girl men are no problem - theyre the answer. A queen is not afraid to fail.

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It is much better than being a dumbass My smart mouth always gets me in trouble. But theres a reason the past is in the past. Smart Women Quotes We cry over Friends we will never have back People we once loved Bridges that have been burnt.

They just choose to play down their intelligence so they can survive and get along with others during the times in history when women didnt have equal rights couldnt speak out and were considered property. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Up to 8 cash back Shop high-quality unique Funny Smart Women Quotes T-Shirts designed and sold by independent artists.

If I let go she shops. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses Unknown. Ida Rolf 118 The smarter you get the less you speak.

Women can be beautiful and smart. Nalini Singh Being a friend is hard If it was easy anyone could do it I love smart women Smart women love you Id better go. Gilda Radner 61 I loved this smart funny big-hearted novel.

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